Hi.  My name is Brian Fink.  And I suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

(hiiiiiiiiiiiii Brian)

If you suffer from OCD like I do, you know how challenging it is sometimes.  Always having to straighten people's picture frames, fully closing cabinets and drawers, straightening piles of magazines so they're not hanging off the corner of a table, tearing the pieces of toilet paper perfectly…or if it's not, keep tearing them off until it is...

Oh, I'm the only one who does that last one?  Oh, ok.

Say hello to our anthem!  This video perfectly portrays our plight.