Only in New York would you find a Craigslist ad like this... A solicit for a woman to sit in a bath tub full of Ramen Noodles.

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles (brooklyn)

compensation: $175 PT
I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Thank you Craigslist.