I really wish the elephant would have just stomped on this moron.  Or kicked him in the head with one of those big elephant feet.  This is so mean.

It went down at South Africa’s Kruger National Park, when a reportedly very drunk off-duty safari guide, egged on by others, charged at an elephant, yelling at it and waving his arms.  The nitwit has been fired as a result of taunting the poor elephant.

Meanwhile... a pack of elephants are sitting in a circle, plotting their revenge.  Or at least that's what's going on in my head ;p