According to Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes, the majority of Americans want the following to take a long jump off a short pier:

64% low-rise jeans (WHO STILL WEARS THESE?!?!?!)

8% fake glasses (as someone who actually needs glasses to see, I agree)

5% Uggs (NEVER! I need them to take out my dogs ands such!)

**the hotdog parts of this poll were harem pants & clogs, etc**

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And in honor of low-rise jeans peacing out, let's watch the QUEEN of low-rise jeans!  Those abs.