A woman was not very happy listening to her neighbors rather loudly sex life, so she left them a note! She asked if they could put on a record or something, since the walls are very thin, and she didn't enjoy hearing every thrust and moan."Luckily for me, it doesn't last long!"
The neighbors response was priceless! She tells the woman that there is no man involved, that her loud noises are strictly from, well you know! "I know what I'm doing, I have a great vibrator. You should invest in one, you sound a bit tense." Haha you go girl!