For the first time in my life, I'm jealous that I'm not in Minnesota to see this!
According to Washington Post, police in Gilbert, Minn are responding to calls of birds acting abnormally. We're talking flying in circles and smacking straight into cars, walls, etc.
What's causing this? These birds are hammered!
Allegedly the berries local birds are used to chomping on this time of year have fermented too early and since bird livers are tiny it causes them to become intoxicated.
When interviewed, one bird says "I liked beer. I still like beer!" Hopefully this doesn't ruin his chances of running for Senate. (I'm kidding about this part, duh.)
The police say they'll sober up soon, no need to freak out.