Girl’s Screams On Slingshot Are Demonic

I’ll skydive. I’ll bungee. I’ll ride every roller coaster at Busch Gardens.

But I will never ever ever ever ever EVER ever ever do the Slingshot. 

a) I know my anxiety, and it would absolutely destroy me with the anticipation of being shot 300 feet in the air on a glorified rubber band.

b) I’ve seen way too many videos of people freaking out and blacking out. I will not allow that to be me. 

c) I will NOT allow that to be me.