Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter, FL after police found him asleep behind the wheel of his running Benz. He took a Breathalyzer test, registering a 0.000. Reportedly he failed the field sobriety test "badly"
Tiger issued a statement:
ME: Radio, black nailpolish, faux fur, wine, omg shoes, Christmas, reality TV, my dogs, lipgloss, RuPaul, scary movies, food & fun. I'm kind of loud. Full Bio