LISTEN TO THE 911 CALL:
911: "What is it you're trying to report?"
"Oh, I'm just drunk driving."
911: "You're drunk driving?"
"Yea, I don't mind."
Thank God nobody was hurt.
Brian Fink is a major smart-ass with major OCD, who has an unhealthy obsession with his cats, dance music, grilled cheese, and long walks on the...Full Bio