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Fun fact: I was actually pooped on by a bird one day at Westshore Plaza! I remember I parked on the top floor of the garage, and was walking from my car to the store, when I felt something land on my head. It was DISGUSTING lol... but that night, I won the lottery! Kidding. But isn't it supposedly good luck if a bird poops on you?
Hopefully it's good luck for President Biden, who had the misfortune of having a bird poop on him during a speech in Iowa. (Watch the video below)