Could you imagine calling an uber. You're pretty drunk and so is your date. The DJ threw it back with some Ginuwine Pony and ya'll got reallllll close. Like the type of close where your breathe stink but no one cares because love making is in the near future.
Your driver Kylie is outside.
You both give each other a look like it's about to go down. Now the both or you are hand and hand. Your best friend gives you a thumbs up because they know your drought is about to end. You walk out the door and boom. "Your uber's outside"
No boom boom room for you tonight. This bad boy is a two seater.
0 stars for Kylie, Let's try lyft.