Nick Wize

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A Husband Kept Track of the Reasons His Wife Said No to Intimacy

It was read by Matt Berry. . . you might know him as Laszlo in the FX show"What We Do In the Shadows". Here are some reasons the guy did not succeed:

"It's too hot" 15 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too cold" three times. 

"It's too late" 16 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too early" nine times.

"Pretending to sleep" 35 times. 

"It will make the cat jealous" 18 times.

"I'm too drunk" 17 times.

"Is that all you think about" 83 times.

Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images

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